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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Top 10 Dumb Inventions (xPost)

I'm cross posting this from my D3 blog because it's so ridiculous I just had to share!

This is too funny! Anyone ever wanted to be an inventor? Ever wonder how you can do it? Well, just think of the silliest thing you possibly can, draw up some schematics for it and submit it to the patent office. And TA-DA! You're an inventor.

Check this out! Dumb Invention 10
#10.The Flatulence DeodorizerFiled in April 2000, the flatulence deodorizer "discloses a pad to be worn by a user for absorbing gas due to flatulence."

#9.Method And Device For Recognition of a Collision With a PedestrianThe days of plowing your car into things and not knowing whether or not it was a living person are finally over!

#8.Animal Ear Protectors Dog EarsDo you have a dog with long, floppy ears, and if so, do you give it food? And if you give it food, is it always getting its long, floppy ears covered in the food that you give it? Is this actually a serious problem that you have to deal with? If so, you should write a letter to your local pet accessory manufacturer and let them know about US Patent #4233942.

For the rest of the 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions, click HERE and enjoy a laugh on me!

TJ
www.tjmichaels.com

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2 Comments:

Blogger Carolyn Jean said...

This is hilarious.

December 2, 2007 at 11:13 AM  
Blogger Tawny Taylor said...

Uh...are these for sale? I might need to buy a #10 for a couple of my teenagers, lol!

December 4, 2007 at 3:52 PM  

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