The darker side of Cinderella

So Shell and I (along with her lil 'un and a friend's lil 'un) went to the happiest place on earth. Yes, Disneyland. And during our time there we went to Ariel's Grotto for a Princess Luncheon. As the various princesses are making their way to our table to greet and chat with us, Shell whispers to me, "Do you think that after being here all day, smiling and being wholesome, that they are really freaky at home? Like heavily into kink or BDSM?"

And I of course almost choked. Could you imagine? And as a writer my mind went into overdrive. What would happen if there was a super wholesome chick who had a dirty little secret? What would she do to protect that secret? Isn't it awesome when inspiration comes in the most unlikely of places?

Anywho, because I'm still quite exhausted and a little traumatized by the perve in the room next to ours at the hotel, who felt up my bra (thank God I wasn't in it) I'll leave you with this.