Old People Sex! (xPost)

I'm at a conference for work at a swanky hotel about 30 minutes from my house. We have about 25 customers and prospects that have flown in from out of town, including Germany, London and Puerto Rico.

Last night I was sitting with the folks from Puerto Rico and they started telling stories.

About a year ago one of the guys and his wife went to the first all-inclusive report to open on their part of the island. They place was so overbooked they stood in line for almost an hour just trying to check in. Mind you, they had reservations and everything. So they checked into the hotel, but instead of going right up to their room, they went to dinner and asked the bellhops to take their luggage up.

Dinner was fabulous. Atmosphere was awesome. Now it was time to go to bed. FINALLY!

Then went up to their room, opened the door and had an incredible surprise waiting for them: TWO VERY OLD PEOPLE HAVING MAD MONKEY SEX IN THEIR BED.

The woman was so mortified, she jumped out of the bed and started waving at them while screeching, "Who are you? Who are you?"

Honey, I think that was the time to actually burrow under the covers! Needless to say, my friends received a free weekend at the resort...which they graciously accepted even after the hotel offered for them to stay in the room anyway.

I would have been moritified! But...I do feel a story coming on... Actually, this is one of the things Alaan used to keep his mind on business and off of his woman's backside while he was supposed to be hunting - old people sex!

TJ